Patreon unlock – BLADE: THE SERIES (2006) is a thing that happened



We’re releasing this from behind the veil of our Patreon feed to let y’all regular feed listeners in on one of our Blade retrospectives… but not one you probably know about.

As the credits rolled on the cinematic garbage fire that was Blade: Trinity, we all looked around at ourselves and thought to ourselves: “Well, at least we’ll never get an on-screen Blade as bad as this.” To most of us, this thought was a relief, but to screenwriter David S. Goyer, it was merely a challenge.

If this is the first time you’re hearing of Blade: The Series, there’s definitely a reason for that. Blade: The Series is David S. Goyer’s rock bottom, and considering he wrote the screenplays for Batman v Superman and Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance, this is no mean feat. In fact, Blade: The Series is rock bottom for everyone involved. Even Kirk “Sticky Fingaz” Jones, whose job replacing Wesley Snipes as Blade is somehow both the pinnacle and nadir of his short and storied acting career.

On the latest addition to our Patreon feed, Jack and Henry groan, sigh and complain their way through Blade: The Series, where middle-aged vampire moms terrorise the public and we see how the transition to the small screen made Blade a far less effective fighter (unless, of course, he’s up against a pregnant woman).

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Who the F*** is the Hobgoblin? (Weird Lore BS #11)



Welcome to another addition of Weird Lore BS Corner, in which we ask the question: Who is the Hobgoblin? And yes, we know you can just google that answer, but the mystery isn’t about the resolution, it’s about the mind-breaking confusion we suffer along the way…

This episode has everything: red herrings, toupée shenanigans, groin pulls, group blackmail, robots, evil twins, clones, demons and cyborgs! Also, there’s a medieval-looking dude who rides a stolen goblin glider who may or may not be the real deal or a brainwashed sap during any one comic panel. Tune in to descend into madness with two jerks locked in a basement somewhere.

Jack put together all the comic panels and references for you to check out on the blog here. Give it a glance so he feels less insane for doing it!

Also, there’s a special bonus weird lore on the behind-the-scenes nonsense from the Marvel offices that allowed some of this to occur – you can find that over on our Patreon.

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Intro: Razonix – Synthwave Spider-Man (w/edits)
Outro: Pizza Theme – Spider-Man 2: The Game OST

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Spider-Man: No Way Home Review



A new Spider-Man movie? Let’s talk about that.

Spoiler Talk starts at 29:15.

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Intro: Michael Giacchino – Arachnoverture
Outro: Michael Giacchino – Peter Parker Picked a Perilously Precarious Profession

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No Way Home Trailer Talk feat. Theories That Are Definitely Not Wrong



So we sat down to finally have a chat about what we’re expecting from Spider-Man: No Way Home later this year. 

We also recorded half this episode before the new trailer dropped, so you can see us being proven wrong during the very same podcast!

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Intro/Outro: Razonix – Synthwave Spider-Man

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X-MEN ’97 / Spider-Man: Freshman Year news



After a cavalcade of Disney Plus announcements, we had a little conversation about the X-Men ’97 – a continuation of the 90s animated series – as well as Spider-Man: Freshman Year, an MCU prequel… then we talk about a potential Spider-Man ’98 and whether it’s even possible.

Get ready to boo your phones everyone!

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Intro: Razonix – Synthwaves Spider-Man / X-Men: The Animated Series theme
Outro: All That X-Men – X-Men Arcade OST

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MCU TV Roundup – Loki, Falcon & The Winter Soldier, What If?



Welcome to the cynic cast! We’re here to talk about the recent MCU releases on Disney+ including What If?, Falcon & The Winter Soldier, and Loki!

01:00 | Falcon & The Winter Soldier
12:47 -13:57 | Minor Black Widow spoilers
34:09 | Loki
45:00 | Loki spoilers
50:56 | What If?

We also talked about WandaVision over on our Patreon earlier this year. You can find that episode here.

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Intro: Natalie Holt – Gobi, 2012 (Loki OST)
Outro: Bell Biv Devoe – Poison

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Shang-Chi & The 10 Other MCU Things We Have To Recap



Just in time for Eternals to come out and with Hawkeye just around the corner, we decided now was the perfect time to talk about the MCU stuff that came out this year that everyone has already watched, talked about, and moved on from. Or have they? I don’t know what’s happening outside my flat anymore.

This bonus swing-tangent is all about Shang-Chi: The Legend of the Ten Rings, the long-awaited Black Widow movie and touch on our general feelings on the MCU at the moment. As for the rest of 2021’s offerings… stay tuned.

05:25 – Shang-Chi
22:52 – The Mandarin in the comics
34:11 – Shang-Chi Spoilers
52:15 – Black Widow

Imagine being part of a club where you could get dumb bs like this in the dozens, request your own episode, and feel that warm, glowing warming glow of helping us be slightly less poor! Oh wait… you can totally do that by joining our Patreon!

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Intro: Joel P West – The Waterfall [Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings Original Score]
Outro: Lorne Balfe – Natasha’s Lullaby [Black Widow Original Score]

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Patreon Unlock: X-MEN 3 THE LAST STAND



You won’t LAST FIVE SECONDS watching this movie

We’re releasing this from behind the veil of our Patreon feed to let y’all regular feed listeners in on one of our X-Men movie retrospectives!

Imagine being part of a club where you could get dumb bs like this in the dozens, request your own episode, and feel that warm, glowing warming glow of helping us be slightly less poor! Oh wait… you can totally do that by joining our Patreon!

X-Men: The Last Stand is a bad movie, but what’s Dawn French up to these days? Handchimes are cool instruments, right? Please don’t make us talk about X-Men: The Last Stand…

Listen in as Henry and Jack do everything in their power to not talk about X3, and – in solidarity with this garbage movie – fail miserably.

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Intro: John Powell – The Last Stand [X-Men: The Last Stand OST]
Outro: Game Over – X-Men: The Arcade Game Soundtrack

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Season 3 Review: Sin Daddies



Milk… it’s all good.

It’s time to talk about Sins of the Fathers! Favourite episodes! Worst characters! Most sinful dads!

The season might be over but we’ll have more bonus episodes soon… and maybe check out our Patreon to unlock a whole load of other dumb content! Consume! Consume the content!

Subscribe to our Patreon!

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Intro/outro: Razonix – Synthwave Spiderman

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